Audi Doberhuahua Dog Commercial
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Anyone want a Doberhuahua? Audi has created one for their commercial for the 2014 Super Bowl! This mix between a Doberman Pinscher and a Chihuahua is turning heads for all the wrong reasons!
Watch the commercial with this scary new dog breed, Sarah McLachlan, and all out terror below! Be sure to leave your review and let us know if Audi hit the mark on this commercial! |
Watch the Doberhuahua Audi Commercial!
The official Super Bowl commercial for Audi was 60 seconds long. Audi is trying to let you know that you don't have to compromise, because if you do, it will be really, really bad!
All I can say after watching this commercial is that the Doberhuahua would apparently be a very good watch dog. I would have to keep it away from my guitar and small children though. |
Doberhuahua - Is the Doberhuahua a Real Breed?
Yes, there have been actual Doberman Pinscher and Chihuahua mixes, but you don't normally hear about them being called Doberhuahuas. One of them, Turtle, is photographed at the right. Turtle is a lot cuter than the mix that Audi came up with in the commercial!
How much would a Doberhuahua weigh? The puppy could take after either parent and could be as small as two pounds or over 40 pounds. See more cute pictures of Turtle here. |
The Man Likes the Chihuahua, Woman Wants a Doberman
As the movie starts out, we see a couple in a pet store. The man is holding a little Chihuahua and says, "I think I like this little guy."
The woman is standing with a Doberman Pinscher (note that you don't see these dogs in the same shot). "I love this one," she says as she pets his head.
The worst pet store clerk in the world comes up with a solution. "You know, you could always breed them together." Umm, so is the couple supposed to buy both and breed them? Or just have them breed right then and there? How is that a solution? Pet Yard needs to fire that man immediately. "Doberhuahua. Know what I mean?" he says.
The woman is standing with a Doberman Pinscher (note that you don't see these dogs in the same shot). "I love this one," she says as she pets his head.
The worst pet store clerk in the world comes up with a solution. "You know, you could always breed them together." Umm, so is the couple supposed to buy both and breed them? Or just have them breed right then and there? How is that a solution? Pet Yard needs to fire that man immediately. "Doberhuahua. Know what I mean?" he says.
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The Doberhuahua is Scary!
The couple starts to fantasize about what it would be like to own a Doberhuahua. We start out with a woman in high heels walking down the street with a huge Doberman Pinscher head sticking out of her purse. This purse dog tries to lick everyone she passes on the street. That's not so bad.
Now we flash to a dog show. The Doberhuahua is up. People gasp and scrunch their faces when they see it. "I've never seen a breed like this," one of the announcers says.
"Nor have I," the other responds. "I don't know what to make of it, frankly. It's unsettling."
"It's disturbing to look at directly," the judge on the left says, looking like he could vomit from seeing the poor dog. Another judge is inspecting the Doberhuahua, lifting its tiny tail. This judge looks at dog butts all day. He is a pro and is not disgusted. He does shrug as the dog burps and the first announcer asks, "How did this dog get past regionals? That's what I want to know." The dog grimaces.
Another top-heavy Doberhuahua is wearing a cone and gets stuck, head first on the ground. The man walking it is calm and collected and keeps walking with his hand in his pocket. He's too cool to help it.
Now we flash to a dog show. The Doberhuahua is up. People gasp and scrunch their faces when they see it. "I've never seen a breed like this," one of the announcers says.
"Nor have I," the other responds. "I don't know what to make of it, frankly. It's unsettling."
"It's disturbing to look at directly," the judge on the left says, looking like he could vomit from seeing the poor dog. Another judge is inspecting the Doberhuahua, lifting its tiny tail. This judge looks at dog butts all day. He is a pro and is not disgusted. He does shrug as the dog burps and the first announcer asks, "How did this dog get past regionals? That's what I want to know." The dog grimaces.
Another top-heavy Doberhuahua is wearing a cone and gets stuck, head first on the ground. The man walking it is calm and collected and keeps walking with his hand in his pocket. He's too cool to help it.
Sarah McLachlan Loves Helping Dogs
Sarah McLachlan is the woman who sings the tear-jerker "Angel" and does all of the commercials for the homeless dogs that need our help (you know, the really depressing commercials?). She is now sitting on a couch with her guitar and a Doberhuahua.
"I'm Sarah McLachlan," she says. "Will you help these poor misunderstood animals?" The Doberhuahua goes and grabs the guitar by the neck. Sarah looks a little pissed. At the end of the commercial she ends up throwing the guitar with the dog attached and says something in a high voice as she throws her hands up. |
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Sarah made a music video about the Doberhuahua before she got mad. See it below.
Misunderstood by Sarah McLachlin
The Doberhuahuas are Getting Mean!
A child on a Big Wheel screams as two Doberhuahuas chase him. The dramatic chase unfolds in slow motion, but the child is able to escape and leave the tiny terrors flying into a responsible neighbor's recycling bin. I'm going to take a moment here to note that this child is a professional stunt child, so you should not try this at home.
Don't believe me? Read the caption on the photo on the right. This kid is a professional. Seriously, don't do this or you could get seriously hurt! |
"I don't like the fact that it's looking this way," the dog show announcer on the right says. On cue, the dog barks and goes lunging for him. Ain't nobody talking smack on this Doberhuahua. "That's it!" they say as they get ready to run.
"Doberhuahua!" a woman at the dog park yells. "Save yourselves!" her male counterpart holding coffee adds. The poor dog looks like it just wants to play. I guess its entrance of eating a hole in the fence must have scared people.
"Doberhuahua!" a woman at the dog park yells. "Save yourselves!" her male counterpart holding coffee adds. The poor dog looks like it just wants to play. I guess its entrance of eating a hole in the fence must have scared people.
Doberhuahuas Breed Quickly
Maybe that guy in the pet store did know what he was talking about, because the town is now filled with this new breed! A man that either has a bad migraine or has cordless headphones and is dancing in a restaurant has a dog hit the window above his head.
Some kid has been left alone in a taxi. "They're everywhere!" he shouts to no one in particular because the child has been left alone. Do not try this at home either - it is dangerous to be in a taxi (stunt child), especially one with a fake license plate. I suppose she could also be talking about police cars because there are an abundance of them on the road, but no officers to be found. Cars are overturned and people are running wild.
Moral of the story? Don't say a Doberhuahua is hard to look at.
Some kid has been left alone in a taxi. "They're everywhere!" he shouts to no one in particular because the child has been left alone. Do not try this at home either - it is dangerous to be in a taxi (stunt child), especially one with a fake license plate. I suppose she could also be talking about police cars because there are an abundance of them on the road, but no officers to be found. Cars are overturned and people are running wild.
Moral of the story? Don't say a Doberhuahua is hard to look at.
The Audi A3
What was this commercial for? It was for the Audi A3, a small family car made by the German car company. The point of the commercial was to show that you can have a luxury car without compromising. Did the commercial make this clear to you?
Why This Commercial Will Be Talked About
The idea of a Doberhuahua is quite funny, so people may mention it in their Super Bowl commercial conversations at work. Personally, it reminds me of the dog from The Mask starring Jim Carrey after it puts the mask on. I feel like the whole city rampage thing has been done many times before. Plus, we don't even see the Audi for more than a few seconds at the end of the commercial. Last year they did a fantasic job with their commercial with a Boy Driving an Audi to Prom. It made the car look cool and desirable. This ad made it seem like you'd want to avoid it.
So what will people talk about? The stunt child and his dangerous mind-blowing Big Wheel stunt!
So what will people talk about? The stunt child and his dangerous mind-blowing Big Wheel stunt!
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